BREAKING: Biden calls Mitt Romney to concede election
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has phoned Mitt Romney, the outgoing Republican senator from Utah, to concede defeat in the 2024...
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Democrat strategists ‘pretty sure’ they lost because they didn’t call enough people racist
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrat strategists have come forward to admit that their party's loss in the recent general election can be attributed...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris demands refund from dozens of celebrities she paid to endorse her
WASHINGTON, DC—The Kamala Harris presidential campaign has announced that they are seeking refunds from dozens of celebrities whom they reportedly...
BREAKING: Dozens of fat ugly women won’t have sex with you until Trump is removed from office
US—Dozens of fat and ugly women have announced that they will not have sex with any man until President Donald...
BREAKING: Canada erects border wall to keep out all the worthless libtards fleeing America after Trump election
TORONTO—In a surprising move, Canada has decided to erect a border wall to keep out all the worthless Libtards fleeing...
BREAKING: Mexico to build border wall to keep migrants in the US following Trump win
MEXICO CITY—With the historic win of Donald Trump on November 5th, there is growing fear within the Federal Government of...
BREAKING: Chicago mob protests democratically elected candidate in order to ‘save democracy’
CHICAGO—A group of residents, self-proclaimed as the "Chicago Mob," has taken it upon themselves to protest the democratically elected President Donald...
Kamala Harris demands to know why the DNC didn’t cheat as hard for her as they did for Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the political world by storm with her latest demand: she wants to know...
Ghost of Peanut the Squirrel Makes Spirited Appearance at Trump Acceptance Speech
In a truly unexpected twist during his acceptance speech, former President Donald Trump was joined by an ethereal guest—none other...
