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BREAKING: Feds host January 6 ‘reunion party’ with special guest Ray Epps

Exavier Saskagoochie January 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI are hosting a January 6 reunion party with special guest Ray Epps to commemorate their insurrection. Today...

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This Day in ‘Fiery but Mostly Peaceful’ History: Feds Massacre 76 in Waco Siege

Exavier Saskagoochie April 19, 2024

The Waco siege, also known as the Waco massacre, was the fiery but mostly peaceful law enforcement siege of the...

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Texas Decorates Border Fence With Evidence Of Hunter Biden’s Crimes To Get Federal Agents To Totally Ignore It

News That Matters January 23, 2024

In a daring move that could rival any Hollywood heist, Texas has unveiled its latest strategy to divert federal attention...

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