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BREAKING: Florida man tries to smuggle alligator into strip club

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In the latest installment of the never-ending saga known as "Florida Man," local resident Billy Bob Joe (not his real...

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BREAKING: Florida invades Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too

Exavier Saskagoochie March 5, 2022 0

TALLAHASSEE—The state of Florida has invaded the sovereign nation of Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too. Florida also...

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Florida man dies from COVID-19 minutes after dying in a car accident

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Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...

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