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BREAKING: Florida man tries to smuggle alligator into strip club

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In the latest installment of the never-ending saga known as "Florida Man," local resident Billy Bob Joe (not his real...

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Breaking: New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo today proclaimed, “From this day forward, I will be referred to as, ‘herr/Führer’....

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Cuomo to legalize marijuana, sports betting, and killing lots of elderly by accident

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NEW YORK—In an effort to shore up dwindling support, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced he will be introducing new...

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Cuomo hires crack team to find the ‘real killer’ of NY nursing home COVID victims

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NEW YORK CITY—New York Governor Andrew Coumo has announced that he is taking responsibility for the COVID deaths in his...

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