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Joe Biden Reassures Voters: “I Took An IQ Test, And My Results Came Back Positive”

Rafi Metz June 30, 2023

Many Democrat voters have expressed their concerns over President Biden’s cognitive abilities and his mental capacity to run for a...

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FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office

Jeremy Spoken October 18, 2022

US—Following last week's NBC interview with braindead Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman, several posts on social media recently have claimed...

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BREAKING: Biden tests negative for IQ, experiencing mild symptoms

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden said Thursday that he's tested negative for IQ but will continue to work while in isolation...

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