BREAKING: Pope Francis excommunicates Harrison Butker for being ‘too Catholic’
VATICAN—Pope Francis has announced that he is personally excommunicating Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker from the Catholic Church for...
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BREAKING: Chiefs Sign P. Diddy to replace problematic kicker Harrison Butker
In an unprecedented move that has left the NFL world buzzing, the Kansas City Chiefs have announced that they have...
BREAKING: 49ers receive 4 mail-in touchdowns at 4am to win the Super Bowl 50-25
In a stunning turn of events, the San Francisco 49ers emerged victorious in the Super Bowl after receiving four mail-in...
BREAKING: Taylor Swift is going to the Super Bowl her first year after being drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs
KANSAS CITY—Taylor swift is going to the Super Bowl in her first year after being drafted by the Kansas City...
Young Chiefs fan apologizes for appropriating Elizabeth Warren and wearing Trudeau Face
In an unforeseen twist at a recent Chiefs game, a young fan found himself inadvertently thrust into the political limelight,...
BREAKING: Eagles win Super Bowl LVII after scoring 6 TDs at 4 am when no one was watching
PHOENIX—The Philadelphia Eagles, along with the rest of the world, thought they had lost Super Bowl LVII when they went...
Gillette stadium to host massive Jane Austen book club instead of “toxic masculine” football
The shaving products company, Gillette, has released a serious advertisement criticizing toxic masculinity and is expanding the campaign to their...
