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‘Longshot Louie’ puts 1.3M on Ukraine at 40 to 1 in Vegas

Gumpers February 24, 2022

LAS VEGAS—Bettors are moving on pre-war odds in the Ukraine - Russian conflict. As troop movements develop, Caesars betting manager,...

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Local dad finally gets a rest after exhausting week of turning off the lights for everyone else

Exavier Saskagoochie February 13, 2021

Local father of five adorable munchkins, Peter Bougereaux was finally able to rest on the couch this evening after an...

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Vegas releases odds for Ghislaine Maxwell being suicided next week

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2020

LAS VEGAS--Oddsmakers are having trouble finding people to bet that Jeffrey Epstein's CIA and sex trafficking associate Ghislaine Maxwell will...

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