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AOC: ‘Why can’t a ‘brokend’ convention be fixed?

Justin Case February 17, 2020

Genesius Times has spent considerable resources recently on gaining more insight into exactly where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was educated as...

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BREAKING: Local man nominated for Nobel Prize after constantly complaining about the heat

Exavier Saskagoochie September 28, 2019

Local resident Sam Bilkie has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize after consistent complaining about the heat this summer....

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