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Genesius Times has spent considerable resources recently on gaining more insight into exactly where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was educated as...

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Local resident Sam Bilkie has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize after consistent complaining about the heat this summer....

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