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SCIENCE: CIS men are actually transmen trapped in the bodies of transwomen-the most oppressed group ever

Exavier Saskagoochie April 12, 2022 0

ST. LOUIS—In a new Pew Pew study that will surely lead to the self-immolation of thousands of social justice warriors,...

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Feminists protest National Hotdog Day in order to defeat the Patriarchy

The Lonely Rogue July 22, 2020 0

CHICAGO—A group of 100 feminists marched defiantly outside Vienna Beef headquarters today, in order to protest national hotdog day, July...

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Buttigieg wants to replace ‘bigoted, patriarchal’ standard alphabet with gay one

Earnest O'Connor November 13, 2019 0

Pete Buttigieg has spent some time thinking on how to strengthen the intersectional structures largely absent in the lives of...

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