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SCIENCE: CIS men are actually transmen trapped in the bodies of transwomen-the most oppressed group ever

Exavier Saskagoochie April 12, 2022

ST. LOUIS—In a new Pew Pew study that will surely lead to the self-immolation of thousands of social justice warriors,...

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Feminists protest National Hotdog Day in order to defeat the Patriarchy

The Lonely Rogue July 22, 2020

CHICAGO—A group of 100 feminists marched defiantly outside Vienna Beef headquarters today, in order to protest national hotdog day, July...

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Buttigieg wants to replace ‘bigoted, patriarchal’ standard alphabet with gay one

Earnest O'Connor November 13, 2019

Pete Buttigieg has spent some time thinking on how to strengthen the intersectional structures largely absent in the lives of...

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