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Coconut-picking monkeys riot COSTCO after PETA forces thousands of job losses

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES: Gumpers

BANGKOK–Monkeys in major Thai cities turned to rioting after PETA pressure on retailers forces thousands

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Washington’s NFL franchise will now be called the ________ _____s so as not to offend anyone

6 months ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

Effective immediately, Washington will call itself the __________ _______s so as not to offend anyone.

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