poop

xi-biden

Newsom gives Xi and Biden authentic San Fran experience during APEC, letting them poop on the sidewalk with homeless drug addicts

Uncle Paul's Parodies November 14, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO—Governor Gavin Newsom, worried that Chinese President Xi Jinping and U.S. President Joe Biden wouldn't get a taste of...

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california-streets

BREAKING: California streets ‘never been cleaner’ after hurricane washes away all the poop and needles

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 21, 2023

LOS ANGELES—In a curious turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the streets of California are reportedly...

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horse-shit-stimulus

House passes latest coronavirus stimulus bill containing 12 pounds of literal horse dung in it

Exavier Saskagoochie May 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — The House on Friday narrowly passed a $3 trillion coronavirus relief package crafted by Democrats that would include another round...

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hegseth-confirmation

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth storms Senate Armed Forces Hearing; claims Capitol for Jesus Christ

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

hegseth-schiff

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth opens senate confirmation hearing by calling Adam Schiff ‘so ugly even Epstein wouldn’t bring him to his island’

US Ministry of Truth January 14, 2025 0

biden-diaper

BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Biden reassures California wildfire victims he will be sending $100 billion to Ukraine in their name

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

aoc-carbon-offset

AOC horrified that people are using gas-powered blowtorches instead of solar-powered one to start wildfires in California

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2025 0

newsom-plans

Gavin Newsom unveils fully-developed ‘totally spontaneous’ plans to rebuild Los Angeles after fires

Exavier Saskagoochie January 12, 2025 0