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Newsom gives Xi and Biden authentic San Fran experience during APEC, letting them poop on the sidewalk with homeless drug addicts

Uncle Paul's Parodies November 14, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO—Governor Gavin Newsom, worried that Chinese President Xi Jinping and U.S. President Joe Biden wouldn't get a taste of...

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BREAKING: California streets ‘never been cleaner’ after hurricane washes away all the poop and needles

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 21, 2023

LOS ANGELES—In a curious turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the streets of California are reportedly...

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House passes latest coronavirus stimulus bill containing 12 pounds of literal horse dung in it

Exavier Saskagoochie May 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — The House on Friday narrowly passed a $3 trillion coronavirus relief package crafted by Democrats that would include another round...

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Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope

Exavier Saskagoochie May 9, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2025 0

bidens-fault

BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

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BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

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Massachusetts Judge Bans Trump from Being President, Cites ‘Orange Man Bad’ Doctrine

Jeremy Spoken May 6, 2025 0