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Obama: now available in vanilla!

Exavier Saskagoochie March 19, 2019 0

The ever popular presidential candidate Barack Obama, with his clean-cut appearance, his sordid past, and flaming liberal politics, has been...

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Failed Senate candidate ‘Beto’ launches presidential ‘Beta’ campaign

Exavier Saskagoochie March 18, 2019 0

If at first you don't succeed, try failing again. That's the unofficial motto for the Robert O'Rourke presidential campaign after...

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Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day

Exavier Saskagoochie March 17, 2019 0

Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...

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BREAKING: Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke announces he’s running for president of Mexico

Googly McMooglyface March 14, 2019 0

Robert Francis O'Rourke, known by his amigos as 'Beto', made supporters happy when he announced Wednesday that he's going to...

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