BREAKING: California fights arson by banning semiautomatic matches
Following a horrific wave of wildfires in the state including a devastating one in Santa
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President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy
In an awkward ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded Robert “Beto” O’Rourke his
Beto scores endorsement for ‘Nacho President’ Doritos chip flavor
Things are looking up for former congressman and former presidential candidate Robert O’Rourke who recently
Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending presidential campaign
Millions of satire writers across the country are mourning the announcement that former Texas congressman
Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns
MEXICO CITY—Last week, hundreds of gunmen from the Sinaloa cartel overpowered military forces in fighting
Cultural appropriation for Halloween forbidden unless you’re a Democratic presidential candidate
In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of
Beto threatens to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn’t win the 2020 nomination
Robert “Beto” O’Rourke has threatened to let you keep your guns and money if he
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan
Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert “Beto” O’Rourke has doubled down on
Beto’s security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
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