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Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for Halloween again

Exavier Saskagoochie October 31, 2024

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States yet again for Halloween....

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Normal white guy wins “scariest” Halloween costume contest without costume

Exavier Saskagoochie October 31, 2023

A normal white guy won the annual Halloween costume contest at the University of Madison Wisconsin's Union over the weekend...

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Hillary tries on scary Halloween costumes for Biden campaign ad

Jeremy Spoken October 21, 2020

US—That Hillary Clinton is such a hoot! For a recent Joe Biden campaign video, Clinton tried on several scary Halloween...

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IT Chapter 2: Did You Try Turning It Off and On Again?

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After visit to city, libertarian gets PTSD from ‘so many roads’

Earnest O'Connor July 5, 2019

It was a quick visit to Dallas for a local libertarian in our fine community that started the nightmare which...

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