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OPED: It’s okay to be racist if your name is Biden

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. November 12, 2021

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's okay to be racist if your name is Biden. This...

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BREAKING: Pope Francis names George Floyd patron saint of fentanyl

Rafi Metz April 28, 2021

THE VATICAN—Pope Francis announced today that following the conviction of Derek Chauvin, George Floyd was a martyr of social justice...

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WWII Vet super glad he risked his life so he could be taxed to pay for drag queens reading to children

Exavier Saskagoochie March 15, 2019

WWII Veteran and survivor of the D-Day invasion, 93-year-old Jamison Wright, is super glad he risked everything so that he...

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Social justice warrior super excited to ruin Christmas for everyone

Exavier Saskagoochie December 19, 2018

Sixteen-year-old Taylor Towns of Newberry is a self-proclaimed social justice warrior who spends most of her time on Snapchat and...

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