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OPED: It’s okay to be racist if your name is Biden

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I don't know who needs to hear this but it's okay to be racist if your name is Biden. This...

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BREAKING: Pope Francis names George Floyd patron saint of fentanyl

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THE VATICAN—Pope Francis announced today that following the conviction of Derek Chauvin, George Floyd was a martyr of social justice...

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WWII Veteran and survivor of the D-Day invasion, 93-year-old Jamison Wright, is super glad he risked everything so that he...

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Sixteen-year-old Taylor Towns of Newberry is a self-proclaimed social justice warrior who spends most of her time on Snapchat and...

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