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Shakira to sacrifice two goats in annual Illuminati halftime show

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MIAMI—The annual Illuminati initiation ritual, also known as the Super Bowl half time show, will feature an unprecedented number of...

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Young Rams team thrilled about their first Super Bowl participation trophy

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The youngest NFL team to make it to a Super Bowl is thrilled about their big participation trophy. "Our self...

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CBS to air beloved film ‘Heidi’ instead of ‘toxic masculine’ Super Bowl

Exavier Saskagoochie January 30, 2019 0

In a nod to feminist movements across the world including the popular "#metoo" campaign, CBS has decided that it won't...

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