Queen Elizabeth grounds Prince Andrew, takes iPad away for ‘hanging out with that pedophile Epstein again’
Buckingham Palace have announced that Queen Elizabeth has grounded Prince Andrew and taken away his iPad for an entire month...
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Millions of UK socialists dying in the streets from withdrawals during Parliament shutdown
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has asked Queen Elizabeth II to shut down Parliament in what is called a prorogue...
Britons ‘fight for democracy’ by ignoring results of democratic elections
The British people have had enough of this right-wing extreme position of following the democratic elections. Dozens are protesting in...
Trump installs cousin Johnson as Prime Minister in hostile takeover of UK
In a bold move of international intrigue, US President Donald Trump has installed his cousin, Boris Johnson as Prime Minister...
London begins butter knife confiscation in zero-tolerance policy
The ordinary citizen, and even most police officers, in the U.K. cannot legally own a gun. As a result, gun...
Thousands flock to London to turn their backs on Trump and show how much they don’t care about him
Trump is so irrelevant in the UK that near 2 percent of the British population will travel to London in...
BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan
London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...
Woke: ‘Hate speech is not possible without free speech so any defence of free speech is hate speech’
The wokest of the woke, Titania McGrath has made perhaps the most woke proclamation ever in her campaign against hate...
UK Police confiscate giant spork in zero-tolerance raid
UK police stationed in Northumberland celebrated after a zero-tolerance raid resulted in the confiscation of one giant green spork (spoon-fork)....
