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Trump revokes California disaster funding after Gov Newsom caught spending it on sex-change operations for firefighters

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2019 0

President Trump announced today that it was withholding any further disaster relief for California for the wildfires after Governor Gavin...

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Greta Thunberg to California wildfires: ‘How dare you produce more CO2 than people!’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 29, 2019 0

For the third straight year winds — known in the San Francisco Bay region as “Diablo Winds” and Santa Ana...

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