BREAKING: All Congresspeople who voted for Ukraine funding have been drafted to fight in the war
Washington, DC—In a shocking turn of events, all Congresspeople who voted in favor of Ukraine funding have received a surprise...
World War III
Biden Promises That Any Americans Who Die In WWIII Won’t Have To Repay Their Student Loans
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that combines the solemnity of war with the relief of student debt, President Joe Biden has...
Local leftist swaps ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker with ‘Kill Every Russian NOW!’ sticker
US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Kill Every Russian NOW!'...
Hillary: ‘If I were president, Iran would’ve committed suicide already’
In a bold interview of armchair presidency, Hillary Clinton said that President Trump is handling the Iran situation all wrong....
Activists take break from destroying Civil War statues to condemn Trump’s call to destroy Iranian cultural sites
Activists across the country took a break from vandalizing and destroying Civil War statues to condemn President Trump's tweet about...
CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all
CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...
BREAKING: Photo evidence of Iran launching missiles toward US base in Iraq released
WASHINGTON DC—The Pentagon has released photographic evidence of the launch of ballistic missiles from Iran that targeted a US military...
BREAKING: France has just surrendered to Iran and US
As tensions continue to rise following a missile attack by Iran toward a US military base in Iraq, France, which...
BREAKING: Iran prepares country’s Air Force for World War III
Iran's Defense Minister Mullukha bin Shallif has readied the country's Air Force in preparation for the coming World War between...
BREAKING: Pentagon officials hire Bill Belichick to spy on Iran for WWIII
Pentagon officials have confirmed they have hired the world's most experienced spy to assist in the lead up to World...
