Taliban surrenders Afghanistan to U.S. after Biden says they need F-15s to take on U.S. government

KABUL—In a stunning turn of events, the Taliban, which drove the US out of Afghanistan, has surrendered the country back to the US after President* Biden said that they need F-15s to take on the US government.

“We don’t have F-15s, so clearly we couldn’t take on the US government,” Taliban spokesperson Khalid Shamalama said.

The withdrawal was as quick as the takeover in which the Biden administration ordered the US military “run like little girls.”

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