Congress unveils statue of Jamaal Bowman pulling fire alarm in Capitol Rotunda
WASHINGTON, DC—The Congress has unveiled a new statue of outgoing Congressman Jamaal Bowman pulling a fire alarm, commemorating his unique...
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BREAKING: Congress works through weekend to finally pass a balanced budget at 3am on April 1st
Congress has managed to pass a balanced budget at 3am on April 1st, thanks to the bipartisan efforts of House...
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell to step down from Senate leadership role to focus more on staring blankly into space
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that has left Capitol Hill both puzzled and oddly relieved, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has...
BREAKING: Dems and Reps come together to ensure Americans will always have catastrophic debt
WASHINGTON - In an era of extreme polarization, many were happy to hear that Democrats and Republicans have finally come...
Fetterman finally returns from Burning Man 2022: no-one noticed he was gone
PHILADELPHIA: Pennsylvania senator John Fetterman is back home today after being stuck at the Burning Man festival in Nevada for...
Protestor who glued herself to Senator Feinstein can still vote on her behalf
WASHINGTON, DC—A climate change protestor who glued herself to Senator Dianne Feinstein earlier this month can continue voting on her...
BREAKING: Democrats promise to keep killing kids until you give up your guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats have promised to keep killing your kids until you give up your guns. Former Speaker of the...
BREAKING: Tucker releases video of Chuck Schumer giving Q Shaman guided tour on Jan 6
Tucker Carlson has released previously unseen video footage of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer giving the Q-Anon Shaman a guided...
BREAKING: Congress narrowly averts being fiscally responsible again
US—Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell joined the Democrats in passing a funding bill which narrowly averted the Congress being fiscally...
Graham: ‘When we get control of Congress, we’re going to write several sternly-worded letters!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) upped the aggressive political rhetoric today by threatening that when the GOP regains control of...
