Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions

The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee,
Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his first week.

And true to his socialist tendencies, he’s giving 70 percent of his campaign contributions to less successful candidates.

Just kidding. He’s only socialist with other people’s money.


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