Ocasio-Cortez to overturn the law of gravity because it’s ‘oppressing us’
WASHINGTON, DC—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made another bold legislative move promising to overturn the law of gravity because, "it's oppressing us." "When...
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez releases line of socialist Valentines
The creative art director at the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in preparation for...
AOC pushes to make Labor Day a year-round paid holiday
US--Millions across the country are honoring the vital importance of labor by not laboring today, but many in government and...
AOC: ‘The upside of socialism: not having to grow old’
Getting old sucks. Achy bones, health issues, cable news, not producing for the state. That isn’t a life I want....
Biden assures voters, ‘It’s not sexual assault, it’s democratic sexual assault’
Presidential front runner Joe Biden has finally answered critics regarding the alleged sexual assault he committed on Tara Reade decades...
Bernie to outfit campaign managers and volunteers in designer Brown Shirts
Countless Millennials and GenXers are signing up as volunteers for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Many are wearing Bernie Bro tee...
AOC: ‘If socialism doesn’t work, how did Bernie become a millionaire as a socialist?’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for her brilliant economic insight such as promoting socialism and the prohibition of cow farts. She...
Bernie assures public that his ‘re-education camps’ will be tuition-free
WASHINGTON, DC—In the wake of devastating footage from Project Veritas, showing Bernie Sanders campaign workers accidentally revealing Bernie Sanders’ plan to convert...
Love is in the air: Bernie campaign releases line of democratic socialist Valentines
The creative art director at the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in...
DNC to take 90% of Bernie’s votes and redistribute them to less popular candidates
The new front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is facing some new opposition. The Democratic National Committee will...
