VIDEO: Fauci recommends wearing masks in the shower

WASHINGTON, DC—In a new video, a newly bearded Dr. Anthony Fauci warns of a new threat of spreading COVID while in your shower through droplets that go through the drain and up someone else’s toilet and through their anus.

This comes as a reality check for many people who were hopeful about the CDC easing mask restrictions across the country.

Fauci also gave us a glimmer of hope regarding opening up.

“Ballpark, in two to five to twenty years we can start thinking about considering the idea of pondering the thought of conceptualizing the possibility of maybe perhaps reopening but probably not,” Fauci said in the video.

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