15-person coronavirus task force recommends gatherings of no more than 10 people
The 15-person White House coronavirus task force urged Americans to avoid groups larger than 10 people in a newly aggressive...
Month: March 2020
POLL: Coronavirus exposure preferable to exposure to Joe Biden
Over the last few weeks, GT has sent dozens of reporters around this wonderful country of ours to see if...
Bernie demands inept government that flubbed COVID-19 response take over entire healthcare system
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has been extremely critical of the governmental response to the coronavirus outbreak and the...
BREAKING: Democrats outlaw coronavirus; Trump mad he didn’t think of that
The Democrat National Committee or DNC, has been successful in stealing a primary election from the honest communist Bernie Sanders...
Quarantined elderly dying of dust inhalation as they start house-cleaning out of boredom
The CDC now recommends all people over 65 remain homebound until the CoronaCrisis is over. These are neither disabled nor...
Joe Biden: ‘My running mate will be a woman whether he knows it or not’
In a particularly confusing announcement during the latest Democratic debate, former Vice President Joe Biden, pledged to nominate a female...
Planned Parenthood taking extra care to prevent spread of coronavirus while they kill babies
With such coronavirus chaos going on in Italy and France, it's good to see when medical practitioners have their acts...
GT’s Definitive Guide to Panicking During the Coronavirus Pandemic
There has been a lot of confusion during the chaos of the coronavirus plague and pandemic. The CDC has said...
Ocasio-Cortez recommends money laundering to fight coronavirus
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has has issued a statement defending money laundering to...
BREAKING: Trump administration to tap the nations ‘Strategic Toilet Paper Reserves’
Oil is indeed the lifeblood of any nation. As the world is gripped by coronavirus the price of oil has...
