BREAKING: Trump indictment includes charge that he failed to return a Blockbuster VHS tape in 1993
NEW YORK—A Manhattan Grand Jury has indicted former President Donald Trump for failing to return a Blockbuster video in 1993....
Year: 2023
Are You A Socialist? 7 Troubling Signs
Socialism has a great reputation these days despite its tragic and deplorable record. You would think that such an economic...
BREAKING: Biden finally visits Hawaii for a nice vacation upwind of devastating wildfires
In a groundbreaking move that has left both citizens and palm trees in awe, President* Biden has announced his long-awaited...
BREAKING: Joe Biden appoints Hunter Biden to lead investigation of Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed his son Hunter Biden to lead the investigation of Hunter Biden following revelations that...
New York changes motto to ‘state of emergency’ to get Biden’s attention about immigration crisis
In a desperate bid to capture President* Biden's attention and secure federal aid for the immigration crisis, the state of...
Arsonist changes name to ‘Climate Change’ so that people can say Climate Change causes wildfires
MAUI, HI—An arsonist who has started several fires in Hawaii, Oregon, and California has legally changed his name to "Climate...
Intelligence Officials say Trump likely colluded with Russia to make Joe Biden accept millions of dollars in bribe money
In a stunning revelation that has left political analysts scratching their heads, a group of unnamed "intelligence officials" has come...
BREAKING: FBI kills man because he made threats to a president who isn’t Trump
In a bizarre case of mistaken presidential identity, the FBI has reportedly taken swift action by eliminating a man who...
Biden Department of Justice officially changes name to ‘Department of Just Us’
WASHINGTON, DC—The President* Biden Department of Justice has officially changed its name to the US Department of Just Us, according...
US Women’s Soccer Team promises to win next World Cup by replacing all the women with high school boys
In an unexpected twist to boost their chances at the next World Cup, the US Women's Soccer Team has unveiled...
