FBI Reports ‘Crime is Way Down’ After Changing the Definition of Crime to Exclude Murder and Theft
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has reported that crime is "way down" in the United States, after changing the definition of crime...
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has reported that crime is "way down" in the United States, after changing the definition of crime...
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In a stunning announcement, President Joe Biden has taken a bold step to reshape the historical narrative of World War...