50-Year-Old Peyton Manning Commits to LSU from Transfer Portal
BATON ROUGE, La. — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the college football landscape, former NFL quarterback Peyton...
Year: 2026
Massachusetts Passes Law Forcing Women to Have at Least 2 Abortions Before Giving Birth to Any Babies
BOSTON — Massachusetts lawmakers approved legislation Tuesday requiring every woman in the state to obtain at least two abortions prior...
WNBA Bans All Biologists From Arenas During Games
In a move described by league officials as necessary to protect player safety and “lived experience,” the Women’s National Basketball...
Woman Who Strangled Her Three Children Surges to Lead in 2028 Democratic Presidential Polls
US — A previously little-known defendant currently awaiting trial on three counts of first-degree murder, Lindsay Clancy, has vaulted into...
POLL: Men, which would you rather leave your children with—a modern feminist or a bear?
After years of being told that women feel safer in the woods with a bear than with a random man,...
We must absolutely BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (except for Lindsay Clancy when she says she did it)
Distinguished Fellow in Selective EpistemologyCenter for Progressive Consistency Studies In an age of moral clarity, one principle has emerged as...
Mom delays toddler-induced fit of rage until she can set up camera to capture it for TikTok
LOS ANGELES — A TikTok creator with 1,259 followers has described the careful discipline required to postpone her own frustration...
Airports Installing Aztec Human Sacrifice Stations Beside Muslim Foot-Washing Facilities
DALLAS — Several major U.S. airports have begun installing dedicated Aztec human sacrifice stations adjacent to existing Muslim foot-washing facilities,...
Harry and Meghan Acquire New Wardrobe for Return to UK
MONTECITO — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have purchased an entirely new wardrobe in preparation for their anticipated return to...
Biblical Scholars Conclude Fourth Horsemen of the Apocalypse Was a Feminist
OXFORD — Leading biblical scholars have formally concluded that the black horse of the Apocalypse, traditionally identified as famine, was...
