Mamdani Announces Microchip Requirement for Access to City-Owned Grocery Stores
NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled a new policy Monday requiring all shoppers at city-owned grocery stores to present...
Year: 2026
BREAKING: Arsonist blames climate change for making him start the Spokane fire
SPOKANE, Wash. — A 37-year-old man charged with starting a wildfire near Spokane told investigators that climate change induced a...
BREAKING: Sen Mitch McConnell has tragically died tomorrow
WASHINGTON — Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) died tomorrow afternoon at approximately 3:17 p.m. Eastern Time, according to a statement released...
WNBA to start all games with Caitlin Clark receiving 5 fouls for getting punched in the face
INDIANAPOLIS — The WNBA has instructed referees to facilitate a formal lineup of opposing players who will punch Caitlin Clark...
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Invents Groundbreaking Car That Runs on Neither Gas Nor Electricity
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced Thursday the development of a new mode of personal transportation designed to eliminate reliance...
We Must Trust the Science, Especially When It Pleads the Fifth
We must trust the science, especially when it pleads the Fifth. That is the entire point of trusting the science....
Spain’s Border Czar Kamalita Harrisquez Declares Border “Secure,” Confirms She Has Not Visited Europe
MADRID — Spain’s newly appointed Border Czar, Kamalita “Kamalito” Harrisquez, on Thursday firmly rejected claims that the country is being...
JUST IN: Fauci Displays Remarkable Natural Immunity to Consequences
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci displayed what observers are calling a textbook case of natural immunity to consequences on Tuesday,...
Branch Covidians Hold Solemn Candlelight Vigil After Fauci Invokes 5th Amendment on Everything
WASHINGTON — Dozens of masked adherents of the Branch Covidians gathered on the National Mall Tuesday evening for a candlelight...
Man Whose Grandmother Died Alone in ER After He Was Fired for Vaccine Refusal Says He’s Glad Fauci Got a Stern Talking-To
A Florida man whose elderly grandmother died alone in a hospital emergency room during the height of COVID-19 restrictions said...
