Branch Covidians Hold Solemn Candlelight Vigil After Fauci Invokes 5th Amendment on Everything
WASHINGTON — Dozens of masked adherents of the Branch Covidians gathered on the National Mall Tuesday evening for a candlelight...
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Man Whose Grandmother Died Alone in ER After He Was Fired for Vaccine Refusal Says He’s Glad Fauci Got a Stern Talking-To
A Florida man whose elderly grandmother died alone in a hospital emergency room during the height of COVID-19 restrictions said...
Fauci Testifies He Does Not Recall There Was a Pandemic
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci told a congressional committee on Wednesday that he has no recollection of a global pandemic...
Trump Proposes Replacing Congress with AI Chatbot That Does Nothing Just Like Congress but Would Be Free
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Tuesday proposed dissolving Congress and replacing it with a free artificial intelligence chatbot that...
Europe Horrified That Attacker Wasn’t CIS White Man
EUROPE—Officials, media commentators, and progressive advocacy groups reacted with visible dismay this week after authorities confirmed that the individual responsible...
Local Man Rails Against Mass Surveillance Flock Camera Into His Own Mass Surveillance Camera
A local resident spent several minutes Monday morning objecting to a newly installed Flock Safety license-plate reader mounted on a...
Exclusive: Trump Bagged Endangered Stegosaurus on Private African Safari, Circa 2003
In a previously unreported episode from the early 2000s, Donald J. Trump successfully hunted and killed an endangered stegosaurus during...
Argentina Claims World Cup Title After Late-Night Mail-In Goal Surge Flips Final at MetLife
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In scenes that bewildered the 82,000 fans who stayed until the end, Argentina defeated Spain 4-1...
Olympic Committee Mandates Victorian-Era Bathing Suits for All Female Athletes to Prevent Sexualization
AUSANNE, Switzerland — Citing a commitment to “dignity, respect, and the timeless values of modesty,” the International Olympic Committee announced...
Rising Islamophobia May Force Muslim Entrepreneurs to Close Their Scam Daycares and Wineries
Washington, D.C. — Citing a sharp increase in so-called "Islamophobia," a coalition of Muslim business owners announced Tuesday that they...
