97% of experts say burning all American cities to the ground is the best way to fight climate change

Climate change arsonism is “catching fire” among youth and college students

Why just today we hear about a potential second wave of COVID-19 due to the lack of social distancing and masks worn during the riots and protests. However, we already know exactly what’s going to happen with the second wave as seen below:

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That’s probably why the market was down a bazillion percent today. Just look at that face. Talk about trustworthy. Too bad he’s been wrong about EVERYTHING from day one. This guy is the poster boy for the scariest 8 words in the English language, “I’m from the Government and here to help.”

Below you see the Head of the Minneapolis Climate Apocalypse Foundation, Fulton CowPaddy taking his yearly bath after playing his fiddle as Downtown Minneapolis burned.

He was explaining to the Climate Change Arsonists how this whole thing works, “Listen people, if we burn everything to the ground and eliminate the population with the help of the Gates Foundation we can all live a happier life.”

“No People, No Carbon, We do it all with Arson” was the spontaneous chant that filled the evening air.

CowPaddy continues, “I mean just because you will have died for a noble cause and nobody else will be around to see it doesn’t mean that if anyone was left alive, which they won’t be, they wouldn’t be happy, right?”

The Climate Change Arsonists, having been treated to such logical oration, were over the moon and thoroughly gobsmacked. To celebrate, they torched several fire stations and returned to Ben and Jerry’s, which they torched on their way out.


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