In an era where the very fabric of our society is being unraveled by the threads of efficiency, one man stands at the forefront of this devastating march towards competence: Donald Trump. Yes, you heard that right, dear reader. The 47th President of the United States is doing something so appalling, so against the grain of bureaucratic tradition, that one can only draw parallels to the darkest figures in history.

Donald Trump, with his notorious orange hue and comb-over, has decided to cut government power and waste through Elon Musk’s DOGE. And what, pray tell, could be more Hitler-esque than the audacity to streamline government operations, reduce red tape, and, hades forbid, save taxpayer money?

I just saw a video of the least intelligent people in America trying to get into the Department of Education but Trump’s henchman (who was wearing a brown shirt) wouldn’t let them in. Without the government taking your money and giving it to a bloated bureaucracy to encourage DEI in schools, how else do you expect these people to learn anything??

Let’s take a moment to ponder the horrors of such actions. First, by reducing government waste, Trump is essentially stripping away the sacred inefficiencies that have long provided cushy jobs for countless relatives of politicians, lobbyists, and even the occasional dog walker for a senator’s pet. This isn’t just job loss; it’s an assault on the American dream of nepotism!

As Democrats have already made clear: it’s UNCONSTITUTIONAL to make the government efficient.

Then there’s the chilling effect on government power. By suggesting, nay, enforcing that perhaps government should not have its fingers in every pie, Trump is echoing Hitler’s authoritarian control by… wait for it… giving power back to the people? The nerve! Limiting the scope of government is not about freedom; it’s about control, right? Because everyone knows that less government intervention means more personal responsibility, and who wants that?

But the most Hitler-like aspect of all? Efficiency. Trump’s push for government to do more with less isn’t just a cost-saving measure; it’s a direct attack on the leisurely pace at which our nation’s bureaucracy has historically operated. We’ve all seen the images of government workers, perhaps in triplicate, shuffling papers in slow motion. Now, imagine those papers being processed by… shudders …computers and AI. The humanity!

Moreover, by tackling government waste, Trump is essentially saying that the money we pour into the bottomless pit of federal bureaucracy might, just might, be better used elsewhere. Like, dare we say it, on actual public services? This kind of thinking is dangerously close to acknowledging that government isn’t infallible, which is a slippery slope to admitting that maybe, just maybe, the government isn’t the answer to all our problems.

In conclusion, Donald Trump’s efforts to make government smaller, more efficient, and less wasteful are not just misguided; they’re downright tyrannical. For who needs a government that works for the people when we can have one that works for itself? The parallels to historical figures known for their efficiency in governance are too close for comfort.

So, let us rally, dear reader, against this monstrous vision of a government that might actually serve its citizens well. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned from history, it’s that efficiency in government is the first step towards… well, you know.

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