Adam Schiff declares Elise Stefanik out of order for the rest of her life


In another effort to continue the impeachment process of Donald J Trump, United States Congressman Adam Schiff has declared that Republican US Congresswoman Elise Stefanik is permanently out of order when speaking and is to be silenced for all time.

The removal of Donald Trump for asking for an investigation and removing an ambassador is far more important the antiquated 1st amendment, said the Democrat Congressman. Speaker of House Nancy Pelosi echoed support for the order by stating, “Women can be equal, but some women are more equal than others.”

Despite Schiff’s best efforts, Rep Stefanik was able to say things that are not in agreement with the effort to impeach the 45th President of the United States. Other Republicans were also somehow able to make remarks that are not part of the impeachment narrative.

At one point Schiff was seen plugging his ears when Stephanik spoke and saying, “I can’t hear you. I can’t hear you!”

Schiff has stated that using a form of Sharia Law to silence the Republican Congresswoman from New York is another possibility. Another method could involve the banning of certain words such as Burisma, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, & covfefe. Feminists, ERA supporters, & members of the #MeToo movement could not be reached for comment.


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