AOC horrified Russia is using ‘gas-powered’ tanks to run over Ukrainians instead of hybrids

KYIV—The streets of the capital have turned into chaos after Russia has invaded the Ukraine with tanks and armored vehicles.

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) for one is horrified that the government is carelessly using “gas-powered tanks” to run over its citizens instead of more eco-friendly hybrids or electric vehicles.

“I can’t believe that a progressive democratic socialist regime such as Vladimir Putin’s government would use something so Medieval as gas-powered tanks. Hello, it’s 2022,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “Did you know there are hybrid tanks available. Like, Tesla has a tank, rght?”

Ocasio-Cortez has been a vocal critic of invading any country with gas-powered vehicles.

“I mean, if you’re going to run over citizens of another country, you need to be very careful of your carbon footprint!”

Ocasio-Cortez said that this would never happen if she were president of Russia.

“This kind of behavior would not fly under an Ocasio-Cortez regime. I will use 100% renewable energy tanks to run over my political enemies,” she added.

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