KYIV—The streets of the capital have turned into chaos after Russia has invaded the Ukraine with tanks and armored vehicles.

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) for one is horrified that the government is carelessly using “gas-powered tanks” to run over its citizens instead of more eco-friendly hybrids or electric vehicles.

“I can’t believe that a progressive democratic socialist regime such as Vladimir Putin’s government would use something so Medieval as gas-powered tanks. Hello, it’s 2022,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “Did you know there are hybrid tanks available. Like, Tesla has a tank, rght?”

Ocasio-Cortez has been a vocal critic of invading any country with gas-powered vehicles.

“I mean, if you’re going to run over citizens of another country, you need to be very careful of your carbon footprint!”

Ocasio-Cortez said that this would never happen if she were president of Russia.

“This kind of behavior would not fly under an Ocasio-Cortez regime. I will use 100% renewable energy tanks to run over my political enemies,” she added.

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