Avoiding Emotional Spending
Most advice about emotional spending starts with budgets and apps. I want to begin a little closer to home. Before...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
Critics worried about Trump’s 70-story White House glow up
Washington, D.C. — In a move that has left architectural purists and budget hawks clutching their artisanal coffee mugs, President-elect...
Urban Farming as a Financially Sustainable Practice
The Growing Case for Urban FarmingUrban farming is more than a trendy buzzword—it’s a real solution to financial, social, and...
Federal judge overturns the arrest of Charlie Kirk killer: ‘We’re not even sure assassination is against the law anymore’
UTAH—Federal Judge Huga Wokehammer (they/them) overturned the arrest of Tyler Robinson, the suspected shooter in the assassination of conservative firebrand...
Why Monitoring Your Credit Reports Matters
Your credit report is more than a list of numbers—it’s a record that reflects how you handle money and responsibilities....
Britons paint St George Cross on illegal immigrants in hopes that the government will actually start removing them
LONDON—In a peculiar escalation of Britain’s immigration debate, citizens across the country have begun painting the St. George’s Cross on...
Gavin Newsom Unveils New Gerrymandered California Map in Response to Texas Redistricting
SACRAMENTO—In what experts are calling “an ambitious and geographically aggressive” countermeasure, California Governor Gavin Newsom today unveiled a newly drawn...
WNBA Players Agree to Historic Pay Increase, To Be Paid in Oversized Bendy Dildos
NEW YORK—The Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) has announced a groundbreaking pay increase for its players, to be distributed exclusively...
BREAKING: Texas Democratic Legislators Flee to Las Vegas to Protest Gambling in Texas
LAS VEGAS—In a dazzling display of principled acrobatics, Texas Democratic state legislators have once again abandoned the dusty halls of...
BREAKING: Obama says he didn’t commit treason in Russiagate because he’s ‘not even an American citizen’
Former US President Barack Obama has responded to charges of treason by assuring everyone that he was never an American...
