KC Chiefs change name to KC Swifts, promise more airtime to new mascot
In a surprising move that combines sports, pop culture, and an apparent disdain for controversial mascots, the Kansas City Swifts...
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Jimmy Kimmel denies getting moob surgery on Epstein Island
HOLLYWOOD—In the latest episode of the surreal sitcom that is Jimmy Kimmel's life, the late-night funnyman finds himself at the...
Jimmy Kimmel: ‘I didn’t need 60 trips to Epstein Island to disrespect women my entire career’
Comedian and talk show host Jimmy Kimmel addressed the swirling rumors and allegations surrounding his association with Jeffrey Epstein's infamous...
Mayorkas & Blinken’s ancestors also negotiated Manhattan deal for the Indians
In a stunning historical revelation, intrepid historians have unearthed documents proving that the ancestors of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas...
Graham “There is NO Biden Bribery Evidence but There IS a Santa Claus!”
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator Lindsey Graham has embarked on a metamorphic journey that has left constituents scratching their heads and likening him...
SNL writers desperate for jokes, plead: ‘If only the Bidens would do something worth making fun of’
In a perplexing turn of events, the Saturday Night Live (SNL) writing team found themselves in an uncharted territory as...
MSNBC sees highest ratings for Morning Joe when show was off air for 15 minutes
In a shocking turn of events that left MSNBC executives scratching their heads, the network experienced an unexpected surge in...
IRS Mistakes Hunter’s Tax Return For Caligula’s
In an astonishing turn of events that has left tax officials scratching their heads and historians reevaluating ancient spending habits,...
France’s impending civil war: a race to see which side surrenders first
PARIS—In a twist that only the French could orchestrate, the land of baguettes and berets finds itself on the brink...
BREAKING: All charges against George Santos dropped after he identifies as a Cherokee Indian veteran who slept with a Chinese spy
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising twist that could rival the most intricate plot twists from a spy novel, charges against U.S....
