BREAKING: Trump put under quarantine until November for ‘infectious optimism’
At his most recent press conference President Trump was asked some questions that were intelligent, germaine, insightful and were crafted...
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97% of experts say burning all American cities to the ground is the best way to fight climate change
Why just today we hear about a potential second wave of COVID-19 due to the lack of social distancing and...
Rude asteroid ignores all guidance on social distancing with Earth
Looks like the looting, riots, arson and mayhem have pissed someone off. We think we know who but would rather...
The Lone Ranger kicked out of Costco for wearing his mask improperly
If only he had Tonto with him. One sideways glance from that famous Injun and Costco would have backed down,...
Jane Fonda’s new workout video ‘Jumping to Conclusions’ is perfect for rioters
Rioting is a lot of work. First you have to get out of bed and then get out of your...
NYC walking tours seem to be growing in popularity despite COVID-19 pandemic
Spring is in the air. Sure there are some people worried about a resurgence of COVID-19 but as we can...
Public schools to replace Dodgeball with rubber bullets this fall
Luckily, gyms throughout this great nation of ours are empty, so they can be remodeled for the fall season. In...
STUDY: 66% of rioters are zombies previously killed by COVID-19
This coronavirus does things to people nobody could have possibly predicted. We already know it makes you smell funny and...
Protesters around the country furious over the killing of George Foreman
The sheer embarrassment of it all. Here you have a world boxing champion, one of the strongest men to have...
‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life
There's just something about Minnesota. Maybe it's because it smells like cheese all the time where nobody can figure out...
