Harris will choose 10 lucky families for her ‘Universal Basic Incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
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CDC warns that COVID death toll may surpass Clinton body count
ATLANTA—As coronavirus cases have continued to rise in the U.S. throughout the summer, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention...
Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fifth consecutive year
NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Andrew Cuomo the #1 salesman of the year for the fifth consecutive year. It’s not just...
Archeologists discover first probable coronavirus victim
ATLANTA—Archeologists working in coordination with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have discovered the first probably coronavirus victim...
Biden decides Kamala Harris is ‘black enough’ to be his running mate
Joe Biden has finally decided Kamala Harris "black enough" to be his running mate for the 2020 presidential election. Biden...
HEARTWARMING: Young man comes out to parents
Here is a heartwarming video of a young man coming out to his parents. Be brave young people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e7LBmUUCo
BREAKING: Biden supporters make off with millions in loot in rallies across Chicago
CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn't stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off with millions of dollars in...
Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
Dozens of cardboard sports fans have died from COVID-19 already
TORONTO—Dozens of fake cardboard and mannequin sports fans have died from COVID-19 since being used to make sports look somewhat...
Activists are furious that people are driving through their protests held on streets where cars go
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving through their...
