NOAA: ‘July 2019 imaginary temperatures were the hottest ever’
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released important information, confirming that July 2019 was the hottest month ever...
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BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for Portland, Oregon in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with...
BREAKING: Epstein story officially killed by mainstream media; ‘Nothing to see here’
The Jeffrey Epstein story, which gained the attention of all media outlets last week, has been declared dead by the...
BREAKING: Clintons open physician-assisted suicide business in New Jersey
The soul-searching is done for Hillary Clinton post the 2016 election. She and her husband Bill have finally figured out...
Robert Mueller assigned as special counsel to investigate Epstein suicide
Due to his impeccable record as a dependable legal counsel in investigation of important matters and ability to come up...
BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for California in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with...
Ocasio-Cortez horrified by Epstein’s painting of the Democratic ‘Party’
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn't stand to look at the horrifying painting that was hanging in disgraced and suicided financier Jeffrey...
Joe Biden agrees with Bernie, wants to make the minimum age 15
The 3 million candidates for the 2020 Democratic Presidential nomination don't agree on much, especially Joe Biden. But recently Biden...
CNN’s Chris Cuomo fights negative Italian stereotypes by threatening to break stranger’s legs
CNN’s Chris Cuomo is a pillar of civilized discourse recently on a campaign to rid the world of negative Italian stereotypes....
Unsealed court docs reveal Epstein was the one who let the dogs out back in 2000
A baffling mystery for nearly 20 years has been solved with recently unsealed court documents from the Jeffrey Epstein case....
