McConnell Makes First Senate Appearance Since June
WASHINGTON — Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) returned to the Senate chamber on Tuesday for the first time since his death...
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Climate Scientists Pray to Climate Goddess Greta to Bring Hurricanes And Fulfill Al Gore’s Prophecy
Climate advocates assembled at first light Tuesday on a public pier over the Gulf of America to petition Greta Thunberg,...
Female Athletes Outraged That Sydney Sweeney Is Sexualizing Sports
Female athletes across the country have issued a stern warning to actress Sydney Sweeney: sports are no place for the...
Salem, Massachusetts To Bring Back Witch Trials Following Clancy Trial Debacle
SALEM, Mass. — The City of Salem voted Monday to restore witch trials, citing the Lindsay Clancy case in Plymouth...
Trump Promises to Give You Some of Your Money if GOP Wins
DALLAS — President Donald Trump announced this week that he would let every American have a little bit of their...
Carney Threatens to Move Entire Country of Canada to Europe
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Monday that Canada intends to leave the continent. “We are not looking to...
Netflix releases documentary on Lindsay Clancy Jury Holdout
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced Monday that it has acquired rights to a six-part documentary series focused not on...
9/11 Drone Show to Recreate Perfectly Intact Hijacker Passport Escaping Fiery Inferno
WASHINGTON — The Department of Homeland Security on Friday approved a multi-act commemorative drone display for the 25th anniversary of...
Local Wife Poised to Win Husband’s Fantasy Football League Again After Making Zero Moves All Season
US—A local woman is once again the early favorite to win her husband’s 12-team fantasy football league, according to last...
McConnell Eyes Next Week for First Senate Appearance Since Dying Eight Weeks Ago
WASHINGTON — Senate Republicans are preparing for Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) to return to the Capitol next week, his first...
