Nick Saban urges Congress to save college football by returning to paying players under the table
WASHINGTON—In a marathon Senate Judiciary Committee hearing Tuesday, legendary former coach Nick Saban urged lawmakers to save the sport he...
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Trump Confirms Reflecting Pool Filled With 100% Ethically-Sourced Liberal Tears
WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump confirmed Thursday that the National Mall’s Reflecting Pool is now filled entirely with liberal...
BREAKING: Trump’s Refurbished Reflecting Pool Mysteriously Reflects Only His Face
WASHINGTON — Officials confirmed Tuesday that the recently renovated Reflecting Pool on the National Mall now displays an image of...
California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — State election officials expressed cautious optimism Tuesday after confirming that the winner of California's 2026 gubernatorial primary...
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’
AUSTIN, Texas — Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico announced Tuesday that unborn human fetuses possess the moral and legal status...
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee
All Things Considered... Problematic is the NPR-style podcast for the deeply online, ethically exhausted, and perpetually concerned. Each episode features...
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library
CHICAGO — Officials at the Obama Presidential Library unveiled a new bronze statue Tuesday depicting former President Barack Obama performing...
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player
NEW YORK — The National Football League announced Tuesday that rookie quarterback Jaxson Dart has been suspended indefinitely after video...
AOC: If we just legalize fraud, there would be a dramatic drop in illegal fraud in the US
For far too long, our nation has been gripped by a failed policy of prohibition. We have poured billions into...
BREAKING: Newsom Bans Filming in California
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Following the release of a series of viral videos by YouTuber Nick Shirley purporting to show widespread...
