California gas prices plummet to about the price of a kidney on the black market
Californians are enjoying some of the lowest gas prices in recent memory despite the government's efforts to tax the fuel...
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BREAKING: Pope Francis changes the Lord’s Prayer, adds ‘deliver us from the evils of global warming’
Rocking all of Christendom, Pope Francis announced that he will be changing the Lord's Prayer (the "Our Father"), adding, "deliver...
Ocasio-Cortez promises free healthcare in Gulag for her political enemies
She hasn't even been sworn into office and the youngest-elected congressperson ever is making major promises. Over the weekend Ocasio-Cortez...
French President Macron concedes to opposition but only if they agree to burn the whole country down first
After several days of intense negotiations, French President Emanuel Macron has agreed to two provisions in the fuel tax debate...
Feminist mob demands equal representation in trash collection, other dangerous and gross professions
In a bold protest, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in the field of trash collection...
Town prohibits wishing people “happy holidays” as it is too “Christmas-y”
The Town Council of Wannanacho, Oregon passed a resolution restricting holiday greetings between people this week. It was already illegal...
George H W Bush died from death
Rumors have spread like wildfire about the former president's death. What was the cause? Health experts have now confirmed that...
Ocasio-Cortez says Tide pod challenge can work if it’s a ‘democratic’ Tide pod challenge
Facing mounting criticism on her position about the dangerous Tide pod challenge, newly-elected Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is doubling down. "The...
BREAKING: Scholar discovers Bible verse saying Bible is the sole infallible rule of faith and practice
An ancient texts scholar has discovered the Bible verse that proves that the Bible is the sole infallible rule of...
Local toddler barely escapes horrifying persecution of being given the “red” cup.
"It was probably the worst experience of his life," little Jared's mother explained. Her son narrowly escaped the horrifying experience...
