BREAKING: NYC celebrates Hochul election by shoving 329 more people onto subway tracks
NEW YORK—New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is projected to win the state’s gubernatorial race, and New York is celebrating in only a way...
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BREAKING: White House denies that denying election wins by election deniers is election denial
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said that the Biden administration denies that denying election victories of election deniers...
Winner of $2.04 Billion Powerball jackpot announced after technical glitch
US—A single ticket sold in California has won a world record $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot, the Powerball committee declared following...
BREAKING: Officials may need weeks after election to determine how much they need to cheat
US—Results for the highly anticipated midterm elections may not come for days, or weeks, after voting concludes — and that's not a...
Kathy Hochul named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2022
NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Governor Kathy Hochul the #1 salesman of the year. It’s not just a few Upper West...
BREAKING: Thousands of liberals hospitalized with severe exposure to free speech on Twitter
US—Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening exposure to...
VIDEO: Flags fall at Fetterman rally
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AOC launches GoFundMe to pay for $8 fee to keep blue checkmark on Twitter
Times are tough for leftists. Not only are they getting destroyed in the polls for the midterm elections, but now...
Several unemployed actors you’ve never heard of threaten to leave Twitter over Musk takeover
SILICON VALLEY, CA—It's getting bad at Twitter after several ugly, unemployed actors that you've never heard of have threatened to...
BREAKING: Grindr drops Paul Pelosi sponsorship after he turns on his gay sex hammer Grindr date
SAN FRANCISCO—The gay sex dating app Grindr has dropped their Paul Pelosi sponsorship after he turned on his gay sex...
