BREAKING: John Fetterman gives another amazing speech
(CNN) The face of the 2022 Democratic Party is John Fetterman and he gave another amazing speech last night. Just...
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BREAKING: Biden cures COVID
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Just days after President* Joe Biden cured cancer, Biden has also cured COVID. “You know, we were so...
BREAKING: Inflation is so bad that Leonardo DiCaprio is considering dating 27-year-olds
US—Inflation in the United States is so bad that actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who recently split from his 25-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone,...
Obama to DeSantis: ‘How dare you send illegal immigrants to my town that openly welcomes them!’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has sent a plane full of illegal immigrants to Martha's Vineyard as part of his...
BREAKING: FBI arrests Mike Lindell after spotting a MyPillow in Hunter Biden sex trafficking video
US—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is shaking down Mike Lindell after identifying a MyPillow in the background of one of...
BREAKING: Biden eliminates all cancer in the U.S. by changing the definition of cancer to ‘disease no one has’
WASHINGTON, DC—Just a day after President* Joe Biden vowed to eliminate cancer in his Cancer Moonshot, he has succeeded 100%....
Fauci: ‘Be sure to wear three coats this winter so the person next to you doesn’t freeze to death’
WASHINGTON, DC—Outgoing NIAID Director Anthony Fauci weighed in on potential life-threatening conditions this winter and encouraged every American to "wear...
NEW: Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg as Queen Elizabeth II
CALIFORNIA—Based on historical events, Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg in the all new film, "Queen Elizabeth II" following the recent monarch's...
BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
LONDON—Queen Elizabeth II — the longest-reigning monarch in British history — has information that will lead to the arrest and...
JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics. Many claimed...
