BREAKING: Twitter suspends the CDC for contradicting the CDC
TWATVILLE, CA—Social media behemoth Twitter has been banned the Centers for Disease Control and Propagation (CDC) indefinitely from its platform...
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Historians remove Nicolaus Copernicus for denying scientific consensus
US—Nicolaus Copernicus was a Renaissance polymath, active as a mathematician, astronomer, and Catholic canon, whose statements frequently contradict the scientific consensus on the Earth...
Hunter joins President Biden on family beach trip to Epstein Island following FBI raid of Trump
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Austere first son Hunter Biden joined his father on Air Force One Wednesday for a flight to a...
HOT: FBI release stunning new fall fashion line based on Melania Trump’s wardrobe
WASHINGTON, DC—The front rows, as usual, made the headlines at the fall 2022 runway shows. Kim Kardashian wowed at Prada and Balenciaga,...
Trump to FBI: ‘I kept all the secret files on Hunter’s laptop’
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the unprecedented raid by the FBI on President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate in which the FBI has said...
BREAKING: Congress votes to increase inflation 25% in order to decrease inflation 1%
WASHINGTON, DC—The Senate on Sunday voted to pass H.R. 5376, otherwise known as the "Inflation Reduction Act", 51-50 which will increase inflation...
BREAKING: Biden outlaws attempts to stop the spread of monkeypox as a hate crime
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has outlawed any attempt to try to stop the spread of monkey pox as a hate...
Cabal of global elites outlaws ‘dangerous’ conspiracy theory that there’s a cabal of global elites
UN—A cabal of global elites have officially outlawed the “worrying and dangerous” conspiracy theory that there is a cabal of...
BREAKING: Brittney Griner wins, won’t have to listen to US National Anthem for next 9 years
MOSCOW—US women's basketball player Brittney Griner has won her Russian court case and won't have to listen to the National...
BREAKING: Brittney Griner’s race card has been declined in Russian court
MOSCOW—WNBA Player Brittney Griner's race card has been declined after she tried to use it to during her trial in...
