BREAKING: Bud Light now made from 100% organic trans women’s piss
ST LOUIS—In a stunning move, Bud Light has announced that it will now be made from 100% organic trans women's...
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Netflix Presents: Polar Bears, a Documentary
Netflix has just announced its latest nature documentary, "Polar Bears, a Documentary." The documentary follows the adventures of a polar...
BREAKING: Biden to confiscate all Americans’ guns to give them to Ukraine
Washington D.C. - In a shocking move that has left gun rights advocates reeling, President Joe Biden has announced that...
Biden calls for national day of mourning for trans person who was viciously misgendered after mostly peacefully killing some people
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has announced that he will be calling for a national day of mourning for Audrey...
BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with severe addiction to AI-generated Trump arrest porn
NEW YORK–Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with a severe addiction to Trump arrest porn. Reiner fell victim to...
Pornhub launches new section for AI-generated Trump arrest porn
US—Nothing gets a beta male soy boy hotter than AI-generated images of former President Donal Trump being arrested in New...
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s illegal business deal with China, DOJ to arrest Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to new revelations of illegal business dealings with China, The Department of Justice have issued an arrest...
Jimmy Carter asks Joe Biden to give his eulogy as the only president who can make him look good by comparison
PLAINS, Georgia—Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly asked President Joe Biden to give his eulogy, citing Biden's ability to make...
BREAKING: Biden makes Monopoly money legal tender to pay for $6.8 trillion budget
In a shocking move, President Biden has announced that Monopoly money will now be considered legal tender in the United...
BREAKING: Tucker releases video of Chuck Schumer giving Q Shaman guided tour on Jan 6
Tucker Carlson has released previously unseen video footage of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer giving the Q-Anon Shaman a guided...
