Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15

Hahaha. Sike!

No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think they can will still have someone else do the dirty work. That is to say, even a genius of the magnitude of an Irish guy who identifies as an Hispanic like Beto O’Rourke is not that moronic.

No, a genius even of his caliber knows to send other men in to do what will get you killed. In other words, it’s the haves using the have-nots to take away from other have-nots.


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