The Harris and sometimes Biden campaign has announced a contest in order to counter the #Blexit movement. The contest will see which black woman can stock the most shelves during the next presidential debate. Joe Biden has stated earlier, “the reason I was able to stay sequestered in my home is because some black woman was able to stock the grocery shelf.”

The grocery store for the Black Women Stock Shelves for Joe contest was originally located in Miami, Florida, the location of the next presidential debate October 15th. It has been delayed due to ANTIFA burning the store down in the name of racial justice. Bernie Sanders suggested neighboring Cuba for the location, but was rejected.

“We believe in Che Guevera’s policy which states ‘the black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving.’ “said Menofidel Castro.

Hunter Biden has hinted that he might be able to have the event in a grocery store in China as long as all blacks involved are tested for cocaine.

Since counting is unfair and possibly even racist, the contest will be judged by the next debate moderator and former Biden intern Steve Scully.

The winner of the contest will win 20-30 prefilled mail in ballots, a free trip to the Delaware Community pool where they can play with Joe Biden’s hairy legs, a bus pass for any ANTIFA riots, $100,000 in post rioting bail money, and a possible one-year contract with MSMBC.

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