BREAKING: CDC recommends breathing masks at Bernie rallies to prevent spread of deadly socialism

As the deadly socialism pandemic spreads across the globe, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued an alert for people planning to go to Bernie Sanders rallies.

“We are strongly urging that people take precautionary measures when attending Bernie rallies to prevent the spread of this deadly disease,” CDC spokesman Gil Onenut said. “The safety of the nation as a whole depends on you.”

The precautions include breathing masks, not interacting with overweight, unemployed Bernie Bros, and thoroughly washing hands after the event.

“You can go to the event, sure, but we just want you to be safe and not catch anything that would affect you for the rest of your life. Socialism is extremely contagious, especially for college students and young adults with heavy student loan debt for stupid degrees,” Onenut said.

Many have suggested that Sanders, who is openly a carrier of socialism, should be quarantined, but he continues to hold campaign rallies.

Socialism killed more than any other infectious disease in the 20th century and is set to be the deadliest disease this century too, far outpacing coronavirus.