BREAKING: Bud Light now made from 100% organic trans women’s piss
ST LOUIS—In a stunning move, Bud Light has announced that it will now be made from 100% organic trans women’s urine. The beer company claims that this new recipe will not only be better for the environment, but it will also support the embattled trans community.
Trans activist Dylan Mulvaney was the first one to donate her piss to the project.
According to Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth, the decision to switch to trans urine-based beer was a no-brainer. “We’ve always made our beer with high-quality piss, but now we are utilizing the best piss on the planet—trans women piss! This is the ultimate way to reduce waste and make use of a valuable resource,” he said in a press conference.
The urine used in the beer-making process will be collected from a network of volunteers who have agreed to donate their waste for a good cause. The urine will then be treated and purified to remove any impurities before being added to the brewing process.
But the real question on everyone’s minds is, how will it taste? Bud Light claims that the urine-based beer will have a unique and complex flavor profile that will appeal to beer connoisseurs.
“We’ve been testing this recipe for months, and the feedback has been overwhelmingly positive,” said Whitworth. “The urine gives the beer a subtle sweetness and a hint of nuttiness that really sets it apart from other beers on the market.”
The announcement has already sparked controversy and backlash on social media, with many people expressing their disgust at the idea of drinking urine. But Bud Light remains undeterred, saying that they are confident that their customers will embrace this bold new direction.
“No, this new formula won’t make you gay,” said Whitworth. “If you haven’t turned gay drinking our previous piss, this won’t turn you gay either. We think you’ll be pleasantly surprised by the taste of our new, organic trans woman urine-based beer.”
Only time will tell if Bud Light’s gamble will pay off, but one thing’s for sure: this beer is sure to make a splash in the industry.
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