“We are shocked that the end came so soon,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said of the announcement. “But all evidence is showing that the virus is now completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.”
Scientists are claiming that the disease messed with the wrong guy.
Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris, famous actor and fighter, was infected yesterday afternoon at his home in Northwood Hills, TX at the age of 77. Shortly thereafter, the coronavirus died.
By the time the Dallas Police Department rolled up on the scene, they had to save the coronavirus from Norris, who had broken the virus’s cell walls and reduced it to puddles on the sidewalk.
Coronavirus was survived by thousands if not millions of relatives and the influenza viruses.
“I don’t think anyone is going to miss that virus. We owe Chuck Norris a huge debt of gratitude,” Fauci added.